To that person always showing off while the rest of us warm up:

When the choir inadvertently goes sharp due to bad acoustics and an untuned piano, and your perfect pitch makes *you* out of tune.

Choir Problems

Suggested by anonymous.

(via thosechoirproblems)

(Source: madelificent)

You know your schools top choir is bullshit when

You are a classically trained singer and you didn’t get in but the kid who can’t hold a pitch and the diction sucks gets in. Do I sense a little favoritism?

#42: When all of the girls in your choir think they are (insert great vocalist’s name here) but they are really Rebecca Black.
(See tags for great female vocalist representations, other than Rebecca Black)

#42: When all of the girls in your choir think they are (insert great vocalist’s name here) but they are really Rebecca Black.

(See tags for great female vocalist representations, other than Rebecca Black)

#41: When you the director changes the music because they can.
Submitted by: vocallife

#41: When you the director changes the music because they can.

Submitted by: vocallife

#40: When there two choirs in your school and your choir director doesn’t even care about the starting choir.
Submitted by: Anonymous

#40: When there two choirs in your school and your choir director doesn’t even care about the starting choir.

Submitted by: Anonymous

 #39: When your choir director makes funny faces to get you to smile when you are singing but then you can’t stop laughing.
Submitted by: yugiohrufioh

 #39: When your choir director makes funny faces to get you to smile when you are singing but then you can’t stop laughing.

Submitted by: yugiohrufioh

chinatown84:

You forgot “Copied score with bottom notes cut off…..$300”

chinatown84:

You forgot “Copied score with bottom notes cut off…..$300”

(Source: mindmeinmusic)

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